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Cher is a babe; that hair bounces more than a rubber ball, and hey!
who knew Nicholas Cage could look good without a hand?
I have two, ten healthy fingers — can only find one woody on me!
and I’m no Ronny. You look at me in the office like I’m Johnny,
but I don’t think our involvement will kill my mother.
I’m no baker but I’ve stuck a thing or two in a slicer,
if you know what I mean — we can share the moonlight.
I can break a few things, pretend to hate my brother,
place my arms around you to calm any nerves,
if it means you’ll get in my bed.